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Oh noooo!

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 4:04 AM
Dear Journal,

Today, I had sex with my beautiful girlfriend. I looked into her eyes... well... I couldn't really see them with the 20 pounds of makeup she puts on, and I stroked her chlorine green hair, and I thought to myself, WOW I must be really lucky. And then, I looked down. OHH NOO! She's got a gut on her. I think I might have gotten her pregnant. QUICK! GRAB THE COAT HANGER!!!

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~doyouzlykemudkipz Sep 30, 2009, 3:42:08 AM
This profile belongs to a liar, who claims that he drew his own work, and he doesn't.
This profile also belongs to a scrawny little shit who likes to finger his own ass and fuck other girls.
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~CrazyxFace Nov 1, 2009, 5:21:17 PM
im sure you have plenty of hours of finger fucking.

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*Kharnage Aug 9, 2009, 7:00:24 PM
Thankew kindly for the favourites. ^^

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~CrazyxFace Apr 8, 2008, 12:25:45 PM
stop commenting my ass!

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~K1re1 Oct 4, 2006, 8:04:23 PM
thanks for the :+fav: :hug:
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~SurvivorGrim Oct 4, 2006, 5:57:03 PM
Thank you for the favorite addition.

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=theEyZmaster Sep 3, 2006, 6:18:40 AM
Thank you for Saving Dante XD

All living forms on earth appreciate your action!

The Final conclusion of this stupid bet is here [link]

I'd never thought I could do that in only 24hours! so thanks to YOUR fav!

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=theEyZmaster Aug 31, 2006, 4:15:37 PM
thanks for the fav!

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